Who woke up this to watch this royal event? I didn't... that's what hulu or YouTube is for. :)
At the crack of dawn, Prince William and Kate Middleton got married at London's Westminister Abbey. This event may have costed the British economy over 50 billion dollars. Are they crazy!?Who’s in: the highlights:
The Beckhams - Soccer star and robot fashion icon, David and Victoria Beckham, will tote their brood to Buckingham Palace, after the David and the Prince apparently “got along like a house on fire” during the South African World Cup. That sounds, great, we think.
Guy Richie - Director of thickly accented dialog and ex-husband of Madonna, Guy Richie, owns Prince William’s favorite watering hole, The Punch Bowl. Tip your bartender, you know?Elton John - As a friend of the groom’s mother, Princess Diana, Sir Elton will most definitely be on the guest list. When asked by BBC if he is to perform, John responded, “I will probably be busking outside.” (Busking = performing in a public place, usually for money. English English is hard.”)
Joss Stone - Remember her?Mr. Bean - Otherwise known as Rowan Atkinson.
David Cameron - the current prime ministerTiggy Legge-Bourke - Prince William’s old nanny, with the best potential dog name, ever.
Who’s out: the highlights:
Tony and Cherie Blair - Former British prime minister and wife. Tony notably clashed with the Royal Family on several affairs.
Gordon and Sarah Brown - Former British prime minister and wife. Official reason for rejection: the two were never formally Knights of Garter. Don’t you love the Brits?Barack and Michelle Obama - The American president did not receive an invitation. Sources speculate this is due to the heightened security cost his presence would require.
Sarah “Fergie” Ferguson - Ex-wife of Prince Andrew was the only one in the family who did not get a gold-embossed invitation, sources saying she would stir up too much “drama.”Margaret Thatcher - The former prime minister declined, citing poor health.
When all is said and done, Kate Middleton is still a badass.